Friday, June 3, 2011

Just For Fun Friday - Sell my stuff when I die

The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is.....

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, 
sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. 

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry 
and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." 
She looked at me intently and said: 
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

1 comment:

katie z. said...

Oh, that's beautiful!