Friday, June 3, 2011
Just For Fun Friday - Sell my stuff when I die
The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is.....
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful,
sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry
and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"