Friday, October 10, 2008

What is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

  • JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

  • MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old =2 0 she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

  • STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

  • BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

  • SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

  • DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

  • 0MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

  • CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

  • JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

  • TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

  • The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
This was an email I received and I thought it'd be fun to share here.... Did you like those??? Kids DO say the darnedest things, Don't they?! :P

David and I have heard a few originals ourselves only we forget to write them down... I'm gonna try and at least jot them on the calender from now on. That first one about the hot and cold milk was too cute! I'm surprised Nora didn't think of something similar b/c she saw "it ALL" when I breastfeed the twins for 14 months.



Pat said...

well...I'll be darned. I was entering in some of the fall giveaways and found you have ANOTHER blog all about quilting. I never knew about that one. BUT...I'm bummed out. I tried to enter a comment to be in your prize drawing, but I can't get to the page that will let me ENTER a comment. Boo-hoo!!!! HELP!!!!

One of us Dragonfryes said...

very cute!Tina

Patchwork Penguin said...

Oh my!!! Too funny!! Thank you for leaving a comment on my blog. I see you have twins, mine are almost 15, both girls. Where in KY are you from? My family is from Louisville.