Joe Premeaux tell his frien “Tee-Man’ Dartez, My old barn, it’s completely infested wit rat, big rats. I tried everything, me, and can’t got rid of dem.”
Tee-Man say, “Joe, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats, you got to get you one of dem bull constriptons.”
“Wat’s dat?” Joe axed.
“Man, dats one of dem big snakes dat loves to eat rats and swaller dem whole.” Tee-Man answer.
Da next day Premeaux bougt da biggest bull constriper in da store. He turn dat snake loose in the middle of his barn and he sat dere and watched. He watch for a long time, nuttin happen. Dat big snake jus curled up and slept all day. He don’t move. Dem rats jus run all around. Premeaux him, got real frustrated and he call his frien, Tee-Man, “Dats some bad advice bout dat snake. Dem rats still run around and dat snake jus lay dere sleepin.”
Dartez say, “Joe, I know wat to do, give dat snake some Viagra.”
Premeaux say, “You crazy Cajun, not tell me wat good Viagra gonna do hanh?”
Dartez answer, “Me, I was jus listening to da radio and da man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use for a reptile dysfunction.”